Sunday, 23 December 2018

Sir Edric and the Festive Discount

Hey, everyone.

It’s that magical time of year when everybody has something to feel happy about. Yes, I’m putting some books on sale.

From 23 December to 6 January, all three of Sir Edric’s published books are reduced to just 99p each.

Amidst the faff and brain-wracking to buy presents for others, you can get yourselves all three excellent comedies for under £3 (less than the usual price of a single volume). Ideal for fans of classic British comedy, with lashings of wit amidst battling monsters and drunken shenanigans.

“Spewed Coffee on the Screen I Laughed so Hard” - Jo Michaels, review of The Adventures of Sir Edric

“...this book is ideal for both fantasy fans and booklovers in general looking who are looking for something different...” - The Tattooed Book Geek, review of The Adventures of Sir Edric

A tiny selection of spoiler-free one-liners:
Very exciting. Not unlike having a scorpion dropped into your trousers.

How are you feeling, sir?”
Depressingly sober. And my leg’s burning like a phoenix with chlamydia.”

I don’t wish to alarm you, sir, but you appear to be dripping amniotic fluid,” Dog said.

You really should buy them. Santa would approve.

The Adventures of Sir Edric

Sir Edric’s Kingdom

Sir Edric and the Plague


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