Sir Edric Greenlock,
the Hero of Hornska, returns in new fantasy novel Sir Edric’s
Kingdom.
When King Lawrence is
poisoned and consigned to his sickbed, the eponymous knight is
surprised to find himself appointed lord steward. But he soon
discovers the throne is the most uncomfortable seat in the kingdom,
as he struggles to fend off assassins and invasions, all whilst
juggling the claims of rivals competing to be named Lawrence’s
heir.
Aided by his trusty
manservant Dog, Orff No-Balsac the man-eating slaver, his feisty
paramour Corkwell, and the elven enchantress Lysandra, Sir Edric will
find himself in a battle to keep the kingdom, and himself, in one
piece.
For the pre-order
period and first week of release, Sir Edric’s Kingdom will be at
the criminally low price of $0.99, so snap it up pronto. Or wait, and
give me some more money. Either’s fine, really.
I have also helpfully
compiled an explanation for why this delightful fantasy-comedy is the
perfect book for everyone:
Progressive –
marvel at the inclusivity of a book that contains multi-racial main
characters, alternative sexual preferences (BDSM and gay), and
repeatedly mocks the ridiculousness of inherited wealth and power,
whilst the peasant sidekick outshines the noble protagonist at every
turn.
Traditionalist –
be enthralled by the witty escapades of a man unencumbered by
nappy-wearing liberal guilt as he only takes a break from drinking
for adultery and invasions. Enjoy the ride as the most cunning and
most heroic men in fiction thwart conspiracy and regicide at every
turn.
Trumptonian – I’ve
written a book, people. So big, so many words, and I have the best
words. Nobody words better than me. It’s true, folks, totally true.
You’ll laugh so much you’ll grow tired of laughing. I’ve
written a book, and the readers are gonna pay for it, and together we
can make comedy great again.
Clintonite
– you know what I call people who buy my book? My basket of
adorables.
People who don’t
care about the politics – the world’s a gloomy place
nowadays. Cheer yourself up with some satirical British comedy.
Amazon UK:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0757PMR7F/
Amazon US:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0757PMR7F/
Smashwords:
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/745328
Thaddeus
Can't argue with that!
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